Friday, October 06, 2006

When the ---- hits the fans...

Film stars could face a visit in hunt for the Malibu leaker
By Catherine Elsworth in New York
(Filed: 06/10/2006)

The pollution police are homing in on one of California's most star-studded communities to discover exactly who is contaminating sea water.
Environmental investigators believe that the septic tanks of Malibu's rich and famous could be leaking into creeks that flow into the Pacific, making surfers sick and threatening wildlife.
Residents, who include Pierce Brosnan, Robert Redford, Tom Hanks and Sting, blame the neighbourhood raccoons and coyotes.
To resolve the matter, DNA testing will be used to trace the source of the contamination back up through creeks to particular homes.
Mark Pestrella, a Los Angeles county public works official, predicted: "This is going to get messy."
Daily Telegraph


Blogger gazza27 said...

The drugs in it must be sending the wild life loopy?

8:05 PM  
Blogger ByronB said...

Lol! Yeah, hadn't thought of that!!

1:20 PM  

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